1. The horn is a tool, not a toy. Bozo says this every morning. (I'm still not allowed to touch it.)
2. Corporate bookings want birthday energy, but with invoices.
3. Always know where the nearest exit and the nearest pie are.
4. “Circle back” means someone will literally circle back, on a unicycle, within 48 hours.
5. Nobody at Clown College mentions the spreadsheets. There are so many spreadsheets.
Would love to hear what others wish they'd known!